Thursday, February 24, 2011

A Haiku for Mr. C

I know that by now everyone's already seen the video of the international-news-making incident that Vanderbilt is apparently "investigating", but I felt compelled to compose a tribute.

Our friend Mr. C
Someone dared to touch his junk
Sadly, not Bruce Pearl



Please feel free to add your own comments and poetry to this ongoing spectacle.

4 comments:

Bobby O'Shea said...

Mascot's junk is sacred
Mess with bull, get the horns
Nice overhand left

Anonymous said...

He's a BAD man....

Anonymous said...

I didn't that think at his age, that "Mr. C" still had nuts to grab and squeeze...?? Ouch !

Anonymous said...

Hang on, I'm confused. Why did Mr. C punch the kid? Was he "goofing around" like the video said or did he actually punch in retaliation?