Thursday, February 24, 2011

A Haiku for Mr. C

I know that by now everyone's already seen the video of the international-news-making incident that Vanderbilt is apparently "investigating", but I felt compelled to compose a tribute.

Our friend Mr. C
Someone dared to touch his junk
Sadly, not Bruce Pearl

Please feel free to add your own comments and poetry to this ongoing spectacle.


Bobby O'Shea said...

Mascot's junk is sacred
Mess with bull, get the horns
Nice overhand left

Anonymous said...

He's a BAD man....

Anonymous said...

I didn't that think at his age, that "Mr. C" still had nuts to grab and squeeze...?? Ouch !

Anonymous said...

Hang on, I'm confused. Why did Mr. C punch the kid? Was he "goofing around" like the video said or did he actually punch in retaliation?