Saturday, March 15, 2008

Bobby O'Shea Takes the Plunge!

BREAKING NEWS:

In a momentous development that is sure to leave women across the nation in tears, Robert Q. O'Shea (aka Bobby O'Shea, O'Sham, Bourgeois, Bugman, JB) has been taken off the market and is now engaged to be married to the lovely, intelligent, charming, and utterly out-of-his-league "Betty" (more appropriately named Lindsay Sweetin, aka Sweet Thing, Sweet 'n Low, Sweet 'n Spicy), who in total defiance of her better judgment accepted Bobby's proposal at mid-day on Saturday, March 15, 2008.

As details of this event trickle out, inquiring minds want to know: "What was she thinking?" "What did he slip in her drink?" "Has a date been set (please God, let it not coincide with a major Vanderbilt sporting event)?" "How will this affect Bobby's wall-to-wall coverage on the best dang Vanderbilt sports blog on the web?" And so forth.

Rest assured that the remaining non-engaged contributors at VSL will be watching this development closely and will seek to respond to all of your (undoubtedly many) questions and comments in the hours and days to come.

Finally, allow me to step out of my completely objective role as a Vanderbilt sports blogger to add an editorial note:

To O'Shea: Congratulations on landing an amazing lady. Couldn't be happier for you.
To Sweetin: Good luck. As you assuredly already know, you're going to need it.

Best wishes from all of us at Vanderbilt Sports Line.

Go Commies. (Selection Show coverage to come...)

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