Saturday, December 16, 2006

I'll be brief...


Fresh off finals, Vanderbilt's Basketball teams hosts the Nicholls State Colonels tonight at 7 at Memorial. Nicholls State sucks. They are absolutely terrible and so I will not waste your time and mine by writing a long preview. Nicholls State is 1-11 and lost to (Vanderbilt's cross-town rival?) Lipscomb 75-55 on Thursday. I hope the Colonels are taking advantage of some of the finer things Nashville has to offer, since they certainly are not leaving town with a win.

If, somehow, we lose this game. I take full responsibility for overlooking Nicholls State. With that said, if we do lose, I will devote the rest of my posts to chronicling why Kevin Stallings is a terrible coach, why he should be fired, and who is replacement should be. If the Commies do lose tonight, I will also announce that I am a candidate for the head coaching job, and will use the full weight of the Vanderbilt University Sports Blog to further my candidacy.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well said, Bobby. As a random member of the Vanderbilt Alumni community, I will take your boldness a step further and guarantee victory tonight. Should Vanderbilt lose to the lowly Nicholls State, there should be a motion to sew up Kevin Stallings' nut sack, wrap it, and hand it to him for Christmas, since he will clearly need balls to even show his face in Memorial ever again.

papa o'shea said...

bobby, if by chance they did lose...
would be interested in what your staff would look like?